Potions
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“Pixel art is POINTILLISM” I woke up in the middle of the night after taking pain medication and my usual medication to type that
“Pixel art is POINTILLISM” I woke up in the middle of the night after taking pain medication and my usual medication to type that
Alright so we all know that during an advanced potions cause at Hogwarts the students learn about Amortenia. Slughorn had decided that his potions prodigy, Lily Evans would be sure to help out James Potter, who was only taking potions because it was mandatory for an auror. So here we have Lily Evans and James Potter leaning over a finished cauldron of amortenia togethor.
“I can’t smell a damn thing!” - James
“Impossible! I’m 110% sure I got this right.” - Lily
“Well obviously not.” - James
“Well perhaps I could actually to smell something if you didn’t use buckets of conditioner this morning.” - Lily
“I wouldn’t be one to talk, the amount of rose perfume you are wearing is giving me an asthma attack.” - James
They continue like this for ages and the class slowly loses their shit.
That is until Lily realised that she ran out of her rose perfume last week and that James hadn’t showered that morning since Sirius was hogging the bathroom.
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u know what RPG class i rly want to see again?? that biochemist/alchemist line from Ragnarok Online… that was probably one of my favorite classes i have ever played in any game ever
like buying/collecting materials and suffering thru random unsuccessful creations to make ur potions for spells super sucked but the overall experience was rly enjoyable for me like making potions for healing or for damage or like utility, u could throw fire bombs and shit or throw plant bottles that summoned demon plants and u could craft ur homunculus Just Right to fit ur play style whether it was a mini healer, or a tank, or a mixed attacker or just all out damage,,, and those homunculi had rly neat designs… ok the plant girls were lowkey creepy but Still
im dyin for More choices in RPGs these days, like some more Lesser Used classes to freshen things up next to the standard selection
me: there are no ‘rules’ for fantasy, and that’s the beautiful thing about it. sure there are staples of the genre, but a creator shouldn’t feel bound by them. the only limits are your imagination!
fantasy game: the health potions aren’t red.
me: you lost me.
You’re a mystic who runs a shop full of mysterious artifacts and potions and you’re sick of uninformed middle-aged suburban moms asking for energy crystals and herbal weight-loss mixtures while throwing around made-up terms.
When a middle-aged woman rolled into my shop and told me she was looking for ichor, I didn’t think much of it at first.
You get all kinds in a shop like mine, and doubly so when you put up the right signs on your door. The signs that let certain kinds of people know they’re welcome, not just the collectors or the curious or the new age mystics, looking for this root or that crystal or wanting to gawk at a jar of old bones, but the less innocuous individuals as well. The kind who mean business when they come looking for their… less run-of-the-mill specialities.
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